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10 word essay

what i learned in boating school is how to drive

eventually i have to call my boss to ask when i’m working next bc nobody told me where to find the schedule and in a perfect world doing something stressful to ask about doing something even more stressful should like cancel each other out right/?? moral of the story is earth is oblique cruel and unforgiving

whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

tbh my sexuality lapses over kevin mchale’s summer 2k14 aesthetic i might let him buy me a drink but i would say nah later

tinawarriorprincess:

quevinmchale:

mchalowitz:

quevinmchale:

"oo now i want a shrek au" - sarah @mchalowitz

this needs more explanation than this

sarah wants to write artina in an alternate setting where they are in the roles of shrek and fiona and follow the story arc of all three shrek films in depth

I feel like they are more dragon and donkey because Tina is a shiny purple fire breathing goddess and Artie is a sass master

blasphemy

mchalowitz:

"but in the end it’d be like shrek or that just like heaven fic where he ends up back in the chair anyway and she still loves him uwu happy ending fuq da haturz" —nicky quevinmchale

"i want a shrek au" - sarah mchalowitz

mchalowitz:

quevinmchale:

"oo now i want a shrek au" - sarah @mchalowitz

this needs more explanation than this

sarah wants to write artina in an alternate setting where they are in the roles of shrek and fiona and follow the story arc of all three shrek films in depth