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  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

justjoshhn:

Hahahah

Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

can i call my boss on a sunday to ask if i’m fired or should i wait until tuesday to do it but wild card if i wait until tuesday chances are more likely yes of course you’re hella fired

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